Thursday, April 24, 2008
Random Post -- "It's not random!"
Okay, so the other day, this girl says to me, super randomly, "You know, out of all the Disney guys, Aladdin was probably the hottest."
I was like, okay, that's random, but I didn't really give it much thought. Then, for some weird reason, I mentioned to Lydia about what that girl said, and Lydia was like, "OMG, no, the Beast is the hottest. You know, when he turns back into the prince. He was soft yet rough. I mean, he was pretty, but he was rough looking."
I was like, "No, the hottest Disney guy was John Smith."
And Lydia was like, "Ugh, John Smith reminds me of my grandpa."
And I was like, "If you met John Smith at Disney World when you were eight like I did, you'd totally think he was hot too."
So now, faithful readers, we're wondering, just who is hotter? John Smith or the Beast as a human? Or, you can just choose the safe answer and say that Dan Tormey is the hottest. :)
In other words, I'm officially on Phase V of "Post Hockey Depression".
What phase are you guys on?
Allow me to go through them:
Phase I - The Doom and Gloom Phase
This is the typical Depression stage. It consists of lots of crying and lots of eating... snacks and chocolate, that is.
Phase II - The Starvation Phase
This phase starts as soon as you stop eating. While complete starvation does not occur, the ceasing of eating snacks begins.
Phase III - The Bipolar Phase
Regular eating habits return, but mood swings are very common. This phase shows similarities to bipolar disorder.
Phase IV - The ADD Phase
This phase is the first stage to recovery, and it requires about a week of wandering minds and the inability to stay focused on anything. Hyperness is also usually associated with this phase.
Phase V - The Recovery Phase
The recovery phase is a continuation of the ADD Phase, only with a little more focus. In this phase, you feel about back to normal, but every now and then, you think to yourself "gee... something's missing..." That something being, of course, hockey.
So far, those are the only phases I know of, since I'm still on Phase V. :)
Sorry for the lack of posts lately -- Sidney's grades have been falling, and I'm trying to get them back up. Oops.
♥ Sidney
I was like, okay, that's random, but I didn't really give it much thought. Then, for some weird reason, I mentioned to Lydia about what that girl said, and Lydia was like, "OMG, no, the Beast is the hottest. You know, when he turns back into the prince. He was soft yet rough. I mean, he was pretty, but he was rough looking."
I was like, "No, the hottest Disney guy was John Smith."
And Lydia was like, "Ugh, John Smith reminds me of my grandpa."
And I was like, "If you met John Smith at Disney World when you were eight like I did, you'd totally think he was hot too."
So now, faithful readers, we're wondering, just who is hotter? John Smith or the Beast as a human? Or, you can just choose the safe answer and say that Dan Tormey is the hottest. :)
In other words, I'm officially on Phase V of "Post Hockey Depression".
What phase are you guys on?
Allow me to go through them:
Phase I - The Doom and Gloom Phase
This is the typical Depression stage. It consists of lots of crying and lots of eating... snacks and chocolate, that is.
Phase II - The Starvation Phase
This phase starts as soon as you stop eating. While complete starvation does not occur, the ceasing of eating snacks begins.
Phase III - The Bipolar Phase
Regular eating habits return, but mood swings are very common. This phase shows similarities to bipolar disorder.
Phase IV - The ADD Phase
This phase is the first stage to recovery, and it requires about a week of wandering minds and the inability to stay focused on anything. Hyperness is also usually associated with this phase.
Phase V - The Recovery Phase
The recovery phase is a continuation of the ADD Phase, only with a little more focus. In this phase, you feel about back to normal, but every now and then, you think to yourself "gee... something's missing..." That something being, of course, hockey.
So far, those are the only phases I know of, since I'm still on Phase V. :)
Sorry for the lack of posts lately -- Sidney's grades have been falling, and I'm trying to get them back up. Oops.
♥ Sidney
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
Meet my tapeworm! His name's Channing Boe!
Okay, so ever since the Mavs' season ended, I've been eating nonstop. At first, I just figured it was depression, and so I ate. I ate endless amounts of chocolates, cakes, fried food, you name it...
After eating an entire large pizza by myself, I realized that maybe I have a medical problem. (And no, I'm not talking about depression!)
I stopped snacking when Jon Kalinski left for three reasons:
Anyway though... I had a footlong sub at Subway the other day, and I was pretty full, but then ten minutes later, I was starving again! And this has been going on forever now! I mentioned it to Jordan, and Jordan was like, "Uh, maybe you have a tapeworm..."
So later, Lydia and I were joking that I most definitely have a tapeworm, and since we've decided that we're going to start a "Channing Revolution" by naming all of our children Channing in hopes that the name becomes the most popular name in the world, we were joking that we would name my tapeworm Channing. (♥)
Which led to some interesting doodles in my notes the other day, that I thought I would share. :)
☆THE ADVENTURES OF CHANNING THE TAPEWORM☆
C: I'm Mr. Boe! I love you!
KD: I'm Kurt Davis, I'm going to eat you Mr. Boe!
C: No, I love everyone!
KD: It just hurts my feelings that everyone likes you more.
C: But that's not true. If you were nicer, LGM would have liked you more!
KD: Really?
C: Yeah!
C & KD: Together, we can save the world!
C & KD: Let's go!
C: Brr, it's too cold, I don't think I can survive!
KD: Oh no, I'll warm you up Channing!
*Two embrace*
KD: I'm a psychotroph
C: Oh no, a knife!
C & C: Wow, there are two of me!
KD: I ♥ Nutrition Class!
C: I ♥ Jon K.!
KD: Channing, I think I have a Vitamin D deficiency!
C: I have a Vitamin D toxicity! *Dies* (<--Good thing there are 2 of him!)
C: Ah, my fertility has been restored by Vitamin E!
C: No Kurt, I think what you have is crazy chicken disease which is scientifically known as sickness of the head.
Gee Nutrition class went by fast that day... Hahahahahahahahaha!
After eating an entire large pizza by myself, I realized that maybe I have a medical problem. (And no, I'm not talking about depression!)
I stopped snacking when Jon Kalinski left for three reasons:
- I don't want to feel happiness.
- I want to be skinny just like Jon Kalinski. :)
- I think if my parents noticed that I lost a lot of weight, they'd think I was more depressed than I really am and let me go to Philadelphia!
Because that's not stalkerish...
Anyway though... I had a footlong sub at Subway the other day, and I was pretty full, but then ten minutes later, I was starving again! And this has been going on forever now! I mentioned it to Jordan, and Jordan was like, "Uh, maybe you have a tapeworm..."
So later, Lydia and I were joking that I most definitely have a tapeworm, and since we've decided that we're going to start a "Channing Revolution" by naming all of our children Channing in hopes that the name becomes the most popular name in the world, we were joking that we would name my tapeworm Channing. (♥)
Which led to some interesting doodles in my notes the other day, that I thought I would share. :)
☆THE ADVENTURES OF CHANNING THE TAPEWORM☆
C: I'm Mr. Boe! I love you!
KD: I'm Kurt Davis, I'm going to eat you Mr. Boe!
☆☆☆
C: No, I love everyone!
KD: It just hurts my feelings that everyone likes you more.
☆☆☆
C: But that's not true. If you were nicer, LGM would have liked you more!
KD: Really?
C: Yeah!
☆☆☆
C & KD: Together, we can save the world!
☆☆☆
C & KD: Let's go!
☆☆☆
C: Brr, it's too cold, I don't think I can survive!
KD: Oh no, I'll warm you up Channing!
*Two embrace*
KD: I'm a psychotroph
☆☆☆
C: Oh no, a knife!
☆☆☆
C & C: Wow, there are two of me!
☆☆☆
KD: I ♥ Nutrition Class!
C: I ♥ Jon K.!
☆☆☆
KD: Channing, I think I have a Vitamin D deficiency!
C: I have a Vitamin D toxicity! *Dies* (<--Good thing there are 2 of him!)
☆☆☆
C: Ah, my fertility has been restored by Vitamin E!
☆☆☆
C: No Kurt, I think what you have is crazy chicken disease which is scientifically known as sickness of the head.
☆☆☆
Gee Nutrition class went by fast that day... Hahahahahahahahaha!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
What Happened on March 29th - A Documentary
So today I was browsing around thegreatestdocumentaries.com and I stumbled upon an interesting one titled "Beloved Hockey Player Leaves--how do teammates cope?!", which shares an interesting conversation between two well-known hockey players ten minutes after their well, "beloved" teammate leaves.
It was rather touching, to say the least. I still have a few tears in my eyes...
I know this seems kind of like the Trevor Bruess post, but the difference is, I didn't make this one up. ;)
It was rather touching, to say the least. I still have a few tears in my eyes...
I know this seems kind of like the Trevor Bruess post, but the difference is, I didn't make this one up. ;)
Luv, Sidney ♥
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