Thursday, April 3, 2008
Meet my tapeworm! His name's Channing Boe!
Okay, so ever since the Mavs' season ended, I've been eating nonstop. At first, I just figured it was depression, and so I ate. I ate endless amounts of chocolates, cakes, fried food, you name it...
After eating an entire large pizza by myself, I realized that maybe I have a medical problem. (And no, I'm not talking about depression!)
I stopped snacking when Jon Kalinski left for three reasons:
Anyway though... I had a footlong sub at Subway the other day, and I was pretty full, but then ten minutes later, I was starving again! And this has been going on forever now! I mentioned it to Jordan, and Jordan was like, "Uh, maybe you have a tapeworm..."
So later, Lydia and I were joking that I most definitely have a tapeworm, and since we've decided that we're going to start a "Channing Revolution" by naming all of our children Channing in hopes that the name becomes the most popular name in the world, we were joking that we would name my tapeworm Channing. (♥)
Which led to some interesting doodles in my notes the other day, that I thought I would share. :)
☆THE ADVENTURES OF CHANNING THE TAPEWORM☆
C: I'm Mr. Boe! I love you!
KD: I'm Kurt Davis, I'm going to eat you Mr. Boe!
C: No, I love everyone!
KD: It just hurts my feelings that everyone likes you more.
C: But that's not true. If you were nicer, LGM would have liked you more!
KD: Really?
C: Yeah!
C & KD: Together, we can save the world!
C & KD: Let's go!
C: Brr, it's too cold, I don't think I can survive!
KD: Oh no, I'll warm you up Channing!
*Two embrace*
KD: I'm a psychotroph
C: Oh no, a knife!
C & C: Wow, there are two of me!
KD: I ♥ Nutrition Class!
C: I ♥ Jon K.!
KD: Channing, I think I have a Vitamin D deficiency!
C: I have a Vitamin D toxicity! *Dies* (<--Good thing there are 2 of him!)
C: Ah, my fertility has been restored by Vitamin E!
C: No Kurt, I think what you have is crazy chicken disease which is scientifically known as sickness of the head.
Gee Nutrition class went by fast that day... Hahahahahahahahaha!
After eating an entire large pizza by myself, I realized that maybe I have a medical problem. (And no, I'm not talking about depression!)
I stopped snacking when Jon Kalinski left for three reasons:
- I don't want to feel happiness.
- I want to be skinny just like Jon Kalinski. :)
- I think if my parents noticed that I lost a lot of weight, they'd think I was more depressed than I really am and let me go to Philadelphia!
Because that's not stalkerish...
Anyway though... I had a footlong sub at Subway the other day, and I was pretty full, but then ten minutes later, I was starving again! And this has been going on forever now! I mentioned it to Jordan, and Jordan was like, "Uh, maybe you have a tapeworm..."
So later, Lydia and I were joking that I most definitely have a tapeworm, and since we've decided that we're going to start a "Channing Revolution" by naming all of our children Channing in hopes that the name becomes the most popular name in the world, we were joking that we would name my tapeworm Channing. (♥)
Which led to some interesting doodles in my notes the other day, that I thought I would share. :)
☆THE ADVENTURES OF CHANNING THE TAPEWORM☆
C: I'm Mr. Boe! I love you!
KD: I'm Kurt Davis, I'm going to eat you Mr. Boe!
☆☆☆
C: No, I love everyone!
KD: It just hurts my feelings that everyone likes you more.
☆☆☆
C: But that's not true. If you were nicer, LGM would have liked you more!
KD: Really?
C: Yeah!
☆☆☆
C & KD: Together, we can save the world!
☆☆☆
C & KD: Let's go!
☆☆☆
C: Brr, it's too cold, I don't think I can survive!
KD: Oh no, I'll warm you up Channing!
*Two embrace*
KD: I'm a psychotroph
☆☆☆
C: Oh no, a knife!
☆☆☆
C & C: Wow, there are two of me!
☆☆☆
KD: I ♥ Nutrition Class!
C: I ♥ Jon K.!
☆☆☆
KD: Channing, I think I have a Vitamin D deficiency!
C: I have a Vitamin D toxicity! *Dies* (<--Good thing there are 2 of him!)
☆☆☆
C: Ah, my fertility has been restored by Vitamin E!
☆☆☆
C: No Kurt, I think what you have is crazy chicken disease which is scientifically known as sickness of the head.
☆☆☆
Gee Nutrition class went by fast that day... Hahahahahahahahaha!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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