Monday, October 20, 2008
Letters to the Mavs
Dear Mavericks,
You guys are great. Just great. Each and every one of you (for the most part) (but really, everybody is great). I didn't think you could beat the Sioux, but you did. And you know what, I think you guys technically won on Saturday too. So in the eyes of Sidney Sherlock, you guys are just winners. <3
Luv, Sidney
Dear Mike Zacharias,
Whenever your helmet falls off, I always expect you to look super intense. But you don't. And the little surprises are what make me the most happy. So thank you.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Youds,
Don't feel that bad, I know it wasn't you.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I got in a fight the other day about whether or not you're good looking.
Dearest Dan Tormey,
You're ruining my life. You really need to stop putting your helmet back on right as I go to take a picture. Also, please stop being so distracting on the bench. I missed Friday night's first goal. Don't do that again.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Jean-Brente Kalinské,
Where were you?
Luv, Sidney
Dear Channing Boe,
I saw that dirty look you gave the guy in the penalty box... do you think if I wore a blazer to the hockey game that they'd let me into the penalty box? I'd let you out on time and I wouldn't squish you in the door.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I'm worried that you're going to choke on your gum. Be careful!
Dear Thompkinen,
I was sad that half of you was missing on Saturday! Keep on dancin'!
Luv, Sidney
Dear Trevor,
I wish I was Irwin or Youds stuck in the penalty box with you! Do you think if wore a blazer to the game that I could sit in there? Seriously, how does one get that job? I love you Trevor, even if you did make a certain mistake..!
Luv, Sidney
P.S. Clarify me if I'm wrong...
Dear Zach Harrison,
At this very moment, I am sewing you up a jersey with black-and-white stripes so you can make the calls, 'cause you did a pretty good job! Keep on callin' 'em, bud.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Kael Mouillierat,
First of all, I was so happy to see you out there. But I almost didn't, because of your new caged helmet. I didn't recognize you! Also, why do your opponents always sit on you? Just wondering. :)
Luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux fans,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux players,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear referees,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
You guys are great. Just great. Each and every one of you (for the most part) (but really, everybody is great). I didn't think you could beat the Sioux, but you did. And you know what, I think you guys technically won on Saturday too. So in the eyes of Sidney Sherlock, you guys are just winners. <3
Luv, Sidney
Dear Mike Zacharias,
Whenever your helmet falls off, I always expect you to look super intense. But you don't. And the little surprises are what make me the most happy. So thank you.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Youds,
Don't feel that bad, I know it wasn't you.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I got in a fight the other day about whether or not you're good looking.
Dearest Dan Tormey,
You're ruining my life. You really need to stop putting your helmet back on right as I go to take a picture. Also, please stop being so distracting on the bench. I missed Friday night's first goal. Don't do that again.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Jean-Brente Kalinské,
Where were you?
Luv, Sidney
Dear Channing Boe,
I saw that dirty look you gave the guy in the penalty box... do you think if I wore a blazer to the hockey game that they'd let me into the penalty box? I'd let you out on time and I wouldn't squish you in the door.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I'm worried that you're going to choke on your gum. Be careful!
Dear Thompkinen,
I was sad that half of you was missing on Saturday! Keep on dancin'!
Luv, Sidney
Dear Trevor,
I wish I was Irwin or Youds stuck in the penalty box with you! Do you think if wore a blazer to the game that I could sit in there? Seriously, how does one get that job? I love you Trevor, even if you did make a certain mistake..!
Luv, Sidney
P.S. Clarify me if I'm wrong...
Dear Zach Harrison,
At this very moment, I am sewing you up a jersey with black-and-white stripes so you can make the calls, 'cause you did a pretty good job! Keep on callin' 'em, bud.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Kael Mouillierat,
First of all, I was so happy to see you out there. But I almost didn't, because of your new caged helmet. I didn't recognize you! Also, why do your opponents always sit on you? Just wondering. :)
Luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux fans,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux players,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear referees,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Luv, Sidney ♥
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