Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Nose Post.
Well, here it is folks, the mandatory nose post. :)
So the other day, I was looking through the roster pics for like the hundredth time, when I came to the conclusion that the Mavericks just have really cute noses.
That night, at like two in the morning, I was still thinking about the guys' noses. Three guys in particular really stuck out in my mind when I was thinking about noses, and it just so happens, completely by coincidence, that the three guys are my top three. (Well, the traditional top 3, since Channing is kind-of-but-not-really #1A.)
I would provide you with pictures, but pictures don't do these guys' noses justice. So look at roster pics/whatever if you'd like, or the next time you see these guys in person, ask them to give you a profile view and take a good look at the beauty of their noses.
So then, let's start with Trevor Bruess.
But first, before I get to his nose, there's something I'd like to share with all of you. I never call Trevor Bruess "Trevor" or even "Bruess", but instead, I call him, Tiny Twev. He is only one of two Mavs who I have ever given a nickname to (the other being Steve Wagner, who I called Nancy), and it was derived by saying "Trevor" with a New York accent (you know, for Dan Tormey), where I arrived at Twevah. After using Twevah for some time, I one day randomly said "Tiny Twev". And, ever since, I've called him either Tiny Twev or TT for short.
Okay, now that we've cleared that up, let's get to his nose, shall we?
Tiny Twev has the cutest little broken nose I have ever seen in my life. It's one of those noses that you look at and you're like "Did he get punched in the face?" But unlike most broken-up-noses, Tiny Twev's is just adorable. Crooked, broken noses aren't usually my thing, but Tiny Twev knows how to work it.
Next up is the best-looking Maverick ever, Dan Tormey. Dan Tormey's nose is... well, just like the rest of his face... perfect. Flawless, amazing, unblemished, faultless... I could go on and on. (You know, I actually might think that Dan Tormey might hate me, but I just can't help but go on and on about him... I mean, I know it's not his fault that he's so good-looking, but hey, it's not my fault either.)
And thirdly, we have Jon Kalinski's nose.
But first, a quick thing about Jon Kalinski. I've been pretty much following the Flyers/Phantoms lately (well, when the Mavs aren't playing, what else is there to do?) and I have to say that it makes me upset that I always stumble upon that Claude Giroux guy's name when I should be stumbling upon Jon's name. So, after some thought, I decided that maybe if Jon French-ified his name, he would be even more popular than he already is! And so, I've decided that Jon needs to change his name to Jean-Brente Kalinské, J-BK for short. I know it's just a marketing ploy, but I totally think it's going to work. So get on that Jon! And from now on, I will be referring to him as Jean-Brente, just for future notice.
Anyway, back to Jean-Brente's nose. J-BK has the cutest nose ever from the side. Seriously, haven't you guys looked at his nose when he goes to take a face-off? (Well if you haven't, it's too late now. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but he's in Philadelphia. I know, I know, I'm still in denial too.) Half the time, I didn't even know if he won the face-off or not because I was too busy marveling at his nose. It's distracting, to say the least. It is just adorable.
Well then, that's all I have for now on noses. I actually posted some really cool articles on Wikipedia, but they've already been deleted for some reason or another. Which is pretty dumb, but whatever.
ALSO, to celebrate the Mavs' first game, AND the 1 year anniversary of the Mav Hockey Luv Blog, I will be making multiple posts this coming week, so stay tuned for some greatness as we all count down to the FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR! I hope everybody's as excited as I am (about the posts, not the game... haha, just kidding!)!
So the other day, I was looking through the roster pics for like the hundredth time, when I came to the conclusion that the Mavericks just have really cute noses.
That night, at like two in the morning, I was still thinking about the guys' noses. Three guys in particular really stuck out in my mind when I was thinking about noses, and it just so happens, completely by coincidence, that the three guys are my top three. (Well, the traditional top 3, since Channing is kind-of-but-not-really #1A.)
I would provide you with pictures, but pictures don't do these guys' noses justice. So look at roster pics/whatever if you'd like, or the next time you see these guys in person, ask them to give you a profile view and take a good look at the beauty of their noses.
So then, let's start with Trevor Bruess.
But first, before I get to his nose, there's something I'd like to share with all of you. I never call Trevor Bruess "Trevor" or even "Bruess", but instead, I call him, Tiny Twev. He is only one of two Mavs who I have ever given a nickname to (the other being Steve Wagner, who I called Nancy), and it was derived by saying "Trevor" with a New York accent (you know, for Dan Tormey), where I arrived at Twevah. After using Twevah for some time, I one day randomly said "Tiny Twev". And, ever since, I've called him either Tiny Twev or TT for short.
Okay, now that we've cleared that up, let's get to his nose, shall we?
Tiny Twev has the cutest little broken nose I have ever seen in my life. It's one of those noses that you look at and you're like "Did he get punched in the face?" But unlike most broken-up-noses, Tiny Twev's is just adorable. Crooked, broken noses aren't usually my thing, but Tiny Twev knows how to work it.
Next up is the best-looking Maverick ever, Dan Tormey. Dan Tormey's nose is... well, just like the rest of his face... perfect. Flawless, amazing, unblemished, faultless... I could go on and on. (You know, I actually might think that Dan Tormey might hate me, but I just can't help but go on and on about him... I mean, I know it's not his fault that he's so good-looking, but hey, it's not my fault either.)
And thirdly, we have Jon Kalinski's nose.
But first, a quick thing about Jon Kalinski. I've been pretty much following the Flyers/Phantoms lately (well, when the Mavs aren't playing, what else is there to do?) and I have to say that it makes me upset that I always stumble upon that Claude Giroux guy's name when I should be stumbling upon Jon's name. So, after some thought, I decided that maybe if Jon French-ified his name, he would be even more popular than he already is! And so, I've decided that Jon needs to change his name to Jean-Brente Kalinské, J-BK for short. I know it's just a marketing ploy, but I totally think it's going to work. So get on that Jon! And from now on, I will be referring to him as Jean-Brente, just for future notice.
Anyway, back to Jean-Brente's nose. J-BK has the cutest nose ever from the side. Seriously, haven't you guys looked at his nose when he goes to take a face-off? (Well if you haven't, it's too late now. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but he's in Philadelphia. I know, I know, I'm still in denial too.) Half the time, I didn't even know if he won the face-off or not because I was too busy marveling at his nose. It's distracting, to say the least. It is just adorable.
Well then, that's all I have for now on noses. I actually posted some really cool articles on Wikipedia, but they've already been deleted for some reason or another. Which is pretty dumb, but whatever.
ALSO, to celebrate the Mavs' first game, AND the 1 year anniversary of the Mav Hockey Luv Blog, I will be making multiple posts this coming week, so stay tuned for some greatness as we all count down to the FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR! I hope everybody's as excited as I am (about the posts, not the game... haha, just kidding!)!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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