Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Happy Halloween from the Mavericks!
I know the Mavs are going to be beating the Gophers on Halloween, but if they weren't and were instead at Halloween parties, I think this is what some of them would wear as their costumes...
Also, Jon Kalinski scored a goal tonight and had an assist in the Phantoms' 5-4 win over the Norfolk Admirals!!!!!!!!
Channing Boe:
Andrew Sackrison:
Mick Berge:
Blake Friesen:
Dan Tormey:
Trevor Bruess:
Kael Mouillierat & Geoff Irwin:
Thompkinen:
Ben Youds:
Kurt Davis:
Andrew Sackrison:
Mick Berge:
Blake Friesen:
Dan Tormey:
Trevor Bruess:
Kael Mouillierat & Geoff Irwin:
Thompkinen:
Ben Youds:
Kurt Davis:
Also, Jon Kalinski scored a goal tonight and had an assist in the Phantoms' 5-4 win over the Norfolk Admirals!!!!!!!!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Are you hurt Jon?!?!
Okay, at 4:37, I took a nap.
At 5:37, I woke up.
At 6:37< I ate supper.
I asked my roommate what time it was, and she reported that it was 7:37.
I was studying and looked at the clock and noticed it was 8:37.
And now, at 9:37, I'm making this post. (It's coincidence, I swear!)
When I went to make this post at 9:37, I realized I had a total of 37 posts!
And to top it all off, I've been eating mini Reece's, and they all have had double wrappers!
...Do you think Jon's trying to tell me something? Do you think he's hurt?! If so, SAVE JON KALINSKI!
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight until I know everything is okay.
Mark! (er... I mean, "Mick") Will you call him for me? Just to make sure he's alright? Thanks, you're a real beauty.
At 5:37, I woke up.
At 6:37< I ate supper.
I asked my roommate what time it was, and she reported that it was 7:37.
I was studying and looked at the clock and noticed it was 8:37.
And now, at 9:37, I'm making this post. (It's coincidence, I swear!)
When I went to make this post at 9:37, I realized I had a total of 37 posts!
And to top it all off, I've been eating mini Reece's, and they all have had double wrappers!
...Do you think Jon's trying to tell me something? Do you think he's hurt?! If so, SAVE JON KALINSKI!
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight until I know everything is okay.
Mark! (er... I mean, "Mick") Will you call him for me? Just to make sure he's alright? Thanks, you're a real beauty.
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
My first-born
I wanna name my first-born Irwin.
...Or my first dog, or fish, since I don't know if I'm responsible enough for a dog.
That is, if I live that long...
Today, I had five breadsticks from Pizza Hut, a half of a Personal Pan Pizza, and then Hershey Chocolate Dunker things...
Oh well, I guess it's good that I'm eating again, since I basically quit last year after the hockey season ended. But I'm not going to get into that or I'll start crying... again.
Well, that's all I have!
...Or my first dog, or fish, since I don't know if I'm responsible enough for a dog.
That is, if I live that long...
Today, I had five breadsticks from Pizza Hut, a half of a Personal Pan Pizza, and then Hershey Chocolate Dunker things...
Oh well, I guess it's good that I'm eating again, since I basically quit last year after the hockey season ended. But I'm not going to get into that or I'll start crying... again.
Well, that's all I have!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Sidney Sherlock's Breakthrough on Hockey Referees
After much research and analytical thinking, I have determined what it is that a referee sees while on the ice, and thusly, why their calls are sometimes a little bit questionable.
Have a look:
Have a look:
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Monday, October 20, 2008
Letters to the Mavs
Dear Mavericks,
You guys are great. Just great. Each and every one of you (for the most part) (but really, everybody is great). I didn't think you could beat the Sioux, but you did. And you know what, I think you guys technically won on Saturday too. So in the eyes of Sidney Sherlock, you guys are just winners. <3
Luv, Sidney
Dear Mike Zacharias,
Whenever your helmet falls off, I always expect you to look super intense. But you don't. And the little surprises are what make me the most happy. So thank you.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Youds,
Don't feel that bad, I know it wasn't you.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I got in a fight the other day about whether or not you're good looking.
Dearest Dan Tormey,
You're ruining my life. You really need to stop putting your helmet back on right as I go to take a picture. Also, please stop being so distracting on the bench. I missed Friday night's first goal. Don't do that again.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Jean-Brente Kalinské,
Where were you?
Luv, Sidney
Dear Channing Boe,
I saw that dirty look you gave the guy in the penalty box... do you think if I wore a blazer to the hockey game that they'd let me into the penalty box? I'd let you out on time and I wouldn't squish you in the door.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I'm worried that you're going to choke on your gum. Be careful!
Dear Thompkinen,
I was sad that half of you was missing on Saturday! Keep on dancin'!
Luv, Sidney
Dear Trevor,
I wish I was Irwin or Youds stuck in the penalty box with you! Do you think if wore a blazer to the game that I could sit in there? Seriously, how does one get that job? I love you Trevor, even if you did make a certain mistake..!
Luv, Sidney
P.S. Clarify me if I'm wrong...
Dear Zach Harrison,
At this very moment, I am sewing you up a jersey with black-and-white stripes so you can make the calls, 'cause you did a pretty good job! Keep on callin' 'em, bud.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Kael Mouillierat,
First of all, I was so happy to see you out there. But I almost didn't, because of your new caged helmet. I didn't recognize you! Also, why do your opponents always sit on you? Just wondering. :)
Luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux fans,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux players,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear referees,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
You guys are great. Just great. Each and every one of you (for the most part) (but really, everybody is great). I didn't think you could beat the Sioux, but you did. And you know what, I think you guys technically won on Saturday too. So in the eyes of Sidney Sherlock, you guys are just winners. <3
Luv, Sidney
Dear Mike Zacharias,
Whenever your helmet falls off, I always expect you to look super intense. But you don't. And the little surprises are what make me the most happy. So thank you.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Youds,
Don't feel that bad, I know it wasn't you.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I got in a fight the other day about whether or not you're good looking.
Dearest Dan Tormey,
You're ruining my life. You really need to stop putting your helmet back on right as I go to take a picture. Also, please stop being so distracting on the bench. I missed Friday night's first goal. Don't do that again.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Jean-Brente Kalinské,
Where were you?
Luv, Sidney
Dear Channing Boe,
I saw that dirty look you gave the guy in the penalty box... do you think if I wore a blazer to the hockey game that they'd let me into the penalty box? I'd let you out on time and I wouldn't squish you in the door.
Luv, Sidney
P.S. I'm worried that you're going to choke on your gum. Be careful!
Dear Thompkinen,
I was sad that half of you was missing on Saturday! Keep on dancin'!
Luv, Sidney
Dear Trevor,
I wish I was Irwin or Youds stuck in the penalty box with you! Do you think if wore a blazer to the game that I could sit in there? Seriously, how does one get that job? I love you Trevor, even if you did make a certain mistake..!
Luv, Sidney
P.S. Clarify me if I'm wrong...
Dear Zach Harrison,
At this very moment, I am sewing you up a jersey with black-and-white stripes so you can make the calls, 'cause you did a pretty good job! Keep on callin' 'em, bud.
Luv, Sidney
Dear Kael Mouillierat,
First of all, I was so happy to see you out there. But I almost didn't, because of your new caged helmet. I didn't recognize you! Also, why do your opponents always sit on you? Just wondering. :)
Luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux fans,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear Sioux players,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Dear referees,
I don't really like you.
No luv, Sidney
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I was watching TV and...
I just thought I'd let everybody know that there's a Dan Tormey look-alike on the show House right now. Sadly, he's not quite as good-looking though.
That is all.
That is all.
Luv, Sidney ♥
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Nose Post.
Well, here it is folks, the mandatory nose post. :)
So the other day, I was looking through the roster pics for like the hundredth time, when I came to the conclusion that the Mavericks just have really cute noses.
That night, at like two in the morning, I was still thinking about the guys' noses. Three guys in particular really stuck out in my mind when I was thinking about noses, and it just so happens, completely by coincidence, that the three guys are my top three. (Well, the traditional top 3, since Channing is kind-of-but-not-really #1A.)
I would provide you with pictures, but pictures don't do these guys' noses justice. So look at roster pics/whatever if you'd like, or the next time you see these guys in person, ask them to give you a profile view and take a good look at the beauty of their noses.
So then, let's start with Trevor Bruess.
But first, before I get to his nose, there's something I'd like to share with all of you. I never call Trevor Bruess "Trevor" or even "Bruess", but instead, I call him, Tiny Twev. He is only one of two Mavs who I have ever given a nickname to (the other being Steve Wagner, who I called Nancy), and it was derived by saying "Trevor" with a New York accent (you know, for Dan Tormey), where I arrived at Twevah. After using Twevah for some time, I one day randomly said "Tiny Twev". And, ever since, I've called him either Tiny Twev or TT for short.
Okay, now that we've cleared that up, let's get to his nose, shall we?
Tiny Twev has the cutest little broken nose I have ever seen in my life. It's one of those noses that you look at and you're like "Did he get punched in the face?" But unlike most broken-up-noses, Tiny Twev's is just adorable. Crooked, broken noses aren't usually my thing, but Tiny Twev knows how to work it.
Next up is the best-looking Maverick ever, Dan Tormey. Dan Tormey's nose is... well, just like the rest of his face... perfect. Flawless, amazing, unblemished, faultless... I could go on and on. (You know, I actually might think that Dan Tormey might hate me, but I just can't help but go on and on about him... I mean, I know it's not his fault that he's so good-looking, but hey, it's not my fault either.)
And thirdly, we have Jon Kalinski's nose.
But first, a quick thing about Jon Kalinski. I've been pretty much following the Flyers/Phantoms lately (well, when the Mavs aren't playing, what else is there to do?) and I have to say that it makes me upset that I always stumble upon that Claude Giroux guy's name when I should be stumbling upon Jon's name. So, after some thought, I decided that maybe if Jon French-ified his name, he would be even more popular than he already is! And so, I've decided that Jon needs to change his name to Jean-Brente Kalinské, J-BK for short. I know it's just a marketing ploy, but I totally think it's going to work. So get on that Jon! And from now on, I will be referring to him as Jean-Brente, just for future notice.
Anyway, back to Jean-Brente's nose. J-BK has the cutest nose ever from the side. Seriously, haven't you guys looked at his nose when he goes to take a face-off? (Well if you haven't, it's too late now. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but he's in Philadelphia. I know, I know, I'm still in denial too.) Half the time, I didn't even know if he won the face-off or not because I was too busy marveling at his nose. It's distracting, to say the least. It is just adorable.
Well then, that's all I have for now on noses. I actually posted some really cool articles on Wikipedia, but they've already been deleted for some reason or another. Which is pretty dumb, but whatever.
ALSO, to celebrate the Mavs' first game, AND the 1 year anniversary of the Mav Hockey Luv Blog, I will be making multiple posts this coming week, so stay tuned for some greatness as we all count down to the FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR! I hope everybody's as excited as I am (about the posts, not the game... haha, just kidding!)!
So the other day, I was looking through the roster pics for like the hundredth time, when I came to the conclusion that the Mavericks just have really cute noses.
That night, at like two in the morning, I was still thinking about the guys' noses. Three guys in particular really stuck out in my mind when I was thinking about noses, and it just so happens, completely by coincidence, that the three guys are my top three. (Well, the traditional top 3, since Channing is kind-of-but-not-really #1A.)
I would provide you with pictures, but pictures don't do these guys' noses justice. So look at roster pics/whatever if you'd like, or the next time you see these guys in person, ask them to give you a profile view and take a good look at the beauty of their noses.
So then, let's start with Trevor Bruess.
But first, before I get to his nose, there's something I'd like to share with all of you. I never call Trevor Bruess "Trevor" or even "Bruess", but instead, I call him, Tiny Twev. He is only one of two Mavs who I have ever given a nickname to (the other being Steve Wagner, who I called Nancy), and it was derived by saying "Trevor" with a New York accent (you know, for Dan Tormey), where I arrived at Twevah. After using Twevah for some time, I one day randomly said "Tiny Twev". And, ever since, I've called him either Tiny Twev or TT for short.
Okay, now that we've cleared that up, let's get to his nose, shall we?
Tiny Twev has the cutest little broken nose I have ever seen in my life. It's one of those noses that you look at and you're like "Did he get punched in the face?" But unlike most broken-up-noses, Tiny Twev's is just adorable. Crooked, broken noses aren't usually my thing, but Tiny Twev knows how to work it.
Next up is the best-looking Maverick ever, Dan Tormey. Dan Tormey's nose is... well, just like the rest of his face... perfect. Flawless, amazing, unblemished, faultless... I could go on and on. (You know, I actually might think that Dan Tormey might hate me, but I just can't help but go on and on about him... I mean, I know it's not his fault that he's so good-looking, but hey, it's not my fault either.)
And thirdly, we have Jon Kalinski's nose.
But first, a quick thing about Jon Kalinski. I've been pretty much following the Flyers/Phantoms lately (well, when the Mavs aren't playing, what else is there to do?) and I have to say that it makes me upset that I always stumble upon that Claude Giroux guy's name when I should be stumbling upon Jon's name. So, after some thought, I decided that maybe if Jon French-ified his name, he would be even more popular than he already is! And so, I've decided that Jon needs to change his name to Jean-Brente Kalinské, J-BK for short. I know it's just a marketing ploy, but I totally think it's going to work. So get on that Jon! And from now on, I will be referring to him as Jean-Brente, just for future notice.
Anyway, back to Jean-Brente's nose. J-BK has the cutest nose ever from the side. Seriously, haven't you guys looked at his nose when he goes to take a face-off? (Well if you haven't, it's too late now. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but he's in Philadelphia. I know, I know, I'm still in denial too.) Half the time, I didn't even know if he won the face-off or not because I was too busy marveling at his nose. It's distracting, to say the least. It is just adorable.
Well then, that's all I have for now on noses. I actually posted some really cool articles on Wikipedia, but they've already been deleted for some reason or another. Which is pretty dumb, but whatever.
ALSO, to celebrate the Mavs' first game, AND the 1 year anniversary of the Mav Hockey Luv Blog, I will be making multiple posts this coming week, so stay tuned for some greatness as we all count down to the FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR! I hope everybody's as excited as I am (about the posts, not the game... haha, just kidding!)!
Luv, Sidney ♥
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